If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin
I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle. - Dean Martin
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. - Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. - Dean Martin